Planner Laura: Let’s see. We’ll be having turkey, unstuffed stuffing…
Critic Laura: Isn’t that called dressing?
Planner Laura: …oyster casserole, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, sweet potatoes and apples.
Critic Laura: Is everything going to fit in here?
Planner Laura: I think so. Yes, it will.
Critic Laura: But how’d it get so dirty?
Planner Laura: Lasagna, berry crisp, roasted veg, over-full pie, baked tofu…
Critic Laura: And when was it last cleaned?
Planner Laura: Ummmmm…
Long pause.
Critic Laura: Isn’t that called dressing?
Planner Laura: …oyster casserole, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, sweet potatoes and apples.
Critic Laura: Is everything going to fit in here?
Planner Laura: I think so. Yes, it will.
Critic Laura: But how’d it get so dirty?
Planner Laura: Lasagna, berry crisp, roasted veg, over-full pie, baked tofu…
Critic Laura: And when was it last cleaned?
Planner Laura: Ummmmm…
Long pause.
Laura: Do you think anyone will notice?
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1 comment:
In my world that is called spotless!
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